A Million Ways to Die in the West by Seth MacFarlane

By Seth MacFarlane

From the author of Family Guy and director of Ted comes a hilarious first novel that reinvents the Western.

Mild-mannered sheep farmer Albert Stark is uninterested with the tough lifetime of the yank frontier, the place it sort of feels every thing and whatever can kill you: Duels at excessive midday. Barroom brawls. toxic snakes. Cholera-infected ingesting water. Tumbleweed abrasion. anything known as "toe-foot." Even a visit to the outhouse. certain, there are one million how one can die within the wild, wild West, and Albert plans to prevent all of them. a few humans imagine that makes him a coward. Albert calls it good judgment. but if his female friend dumps him for the main unbearable man on the town, Albert makes a decision to struggle back—even even though he can't shoot, trip, or throw a punch. thankfully, he groups up with a gorgeous gunslinger who's tricky sufficient for the either one of them. regrettably, she's married to the largest, meanest, so much jealous bad-ass at the frontier. seems Albert has simply chanced on one million and one how you can die within the West.

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Waterloo has a number of loops starting out from the park’s Cedar Lake Outdoor Center, which lies off Pierce Road. About eight miles of marked ski trails are here, but, as with Pinckney, they are not groomed. 54 n Adventures Region-Wide ernous buildings that can hold a group of 20. All of the cabins are accessible by car, and the majority feature electric stoves and lights. A total of 13 cabins are scattered around the recreation area; for reservations, call park headquarters. Rum Runners (601 E.

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Shelby Township, MI Southern Lower Michigan The Huron-Clinton Metroparks are a true four-season haven. After winter snows chase the bicyclists and in-line skaters off the trails, cross-country skiers descend on the parks in large numbers, reveling in the rolling terrain and crisp, quiet air. Most of the trails are easy, making them ideal for beginners and children, yet they still offer the opportunity to replenish yourself in a scenic and peaceful winter setting. All the metroparks offer cross-country skiing with the exception of Wolcott Mill, and several (Kensington, Huron Meadows, Hudson Mills, Stony Creek, Willow, Lake Erie) even offer ski rentals.

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